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Realistic Resolutions for a New Mom

How to Move With A Newborn Baby

Her First Doll

Don't Give a Woman You Barely Know Jewelry

The New Baby Doesn't Want Visitors

Before Our Eyes

Why Does This Baby Thermometer Need WiFi?

Who Do I Think I Am?

Babies Are Not Ready For Prime Time

How Do I Feel? That's A Loaded Question

My Heart Is Full, My Vagina Feels Like It Just Lost a Fight

Is The Baby Here Yet?

Questions I Would Like To Ask Politicians Who Are Opposed To Parental Leave

"Nesting" Turned Me Into A Neat Freak

It'll Happen When It Happens

There's No Way a Person Who Weighs 7lbs Could Possibly Need All This Stuff

Fainting Through It

Did 'Nobody Tell Me' or Did I Just Not Ask?

Oh Shit, Am I Ready For This?

Food Tears

Mommy's Little Future Nightmare, Daddy's Little Nun

My One-Woman Bachelorette Party

'Geriatric Pregnancy' And Other Bizarre Reproductive Vocabulary

What If My Cat Hates My Baby?

Natural Birth, Old Timey Death

Dude, Why Are Books For Dads So Bad?

Time To Raise Hell About Family Leave

The 'Gender Reveal Party' Menace

Being Pregnant Made Me Even More Pro-Choice

Pregnancy Really Brings Out The Rude Creeps

Long Live the Nap Dress In All Its Glorious Forms

Blessed Be The Fruit Salad

I Have A Skeleton In My Stomach

Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice Is Literally More Annoying Than Being Pregnant

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